Yapuka the Clown in a Million FAIL!

I will make this blog entry a quick and short one. I just really need to get this shit out there. It has been bothering me for the longest time…well okay, just since I watched it last Saturday.

So we were watching Banana Split last Saturday night at my fiancé’s house, and the segment Clown in a Million was on. It’s a segment featuring standup comedians, both experienced and newbies. I wouldn’t go through the other participants, I’ll just jump on the third guy…and the line “last but definitely not the least” does not, I repeat does not apply to this motherfucker. Oh yes, he was that bad. Let’s not put his real name in this shit…at least I’d give him that. But yeah man…you sucked BIGTIME!

The whole Yapuka character was really not at all funny, not even entertaining. I totally did not get the whole routine and even if I was wasted drunk, I still wouldn’t laugh at anything that he fucking did. Now I can’t even fathom why he was part of that segment. I mean really, don’t they have any screening prior to that? Can anyone really join as long as they have the stupidity to do whatever? It really was horrendous…it was so painful to watch. And the act ended like it started…I was like WHAT THE FUCK?!

Yo, Yapuka…whoever told you that you were funny was lying to your face! And if you, yourself truly believed that you are…well you need to get yourself checked in the nearest mental facility. I mean really. I’ve seen plants doing nothing funnier than you. Please don’t ever do that damn thing again…please don’t go into comedy ever again. Please! Stop the madness!!!

Now imma have to go to my breathing exercises again…all thanks to you Yapuka.

Inhale…
Exhale…

Fucking retard...

What the fuck blogspot..!

Damn it!

That has been the exact two words that has been coming out of my mouth for a couple of days already. Since my last blog entry received a long-ass comment from a certain Ms. DC, we've been exchanging certain thoughts regarding the said blog. But hot fuckin damn! For I think a week already and I cannot even comment as myself for crying out loud. Fuck, I am signed in, and still everytime I try to make a fuckin comment it does not work! Sorry but I am all excited and shit because now, at least I think, someone is really reading my shit.

So fuck blogspot for robbing me of my right to post a comment ON MY OWN BLOG!!!

That is freakin retarded you bastards...c'mon man!

Anyway, Ms. DC here is my comment...

"Oh I do think I have heard of that...at least I think. haha...maybe the real problem is that when people reached the age of knowing what's wrong and, well..what's more wrong, we chose the latter. And as the elections draw near...like tomorrow, I chose not to vote. Yes it is indeed our right, but it is also my fuckin right NOT to. But of course, that's for another blog entry. hahaha...freakin retards...

damn comment shit is failing on me..fuck! can't even write a comment as myself in this shit...fuckin fuck!"

Let's go blogspot...do your job! Fix this shit...