I will make this blog entry a quick and short one. I just really need to get this shit out there. It has been bothering me for the longest time…well okay, just since I watched it last Saturday.
So we were watching Banana Split last Saturday night at my fiancé’s house, and the segment Clown in a Million was on. It’s a segment featuring standup comedians, both experienced and newbies. I wouldn’t go through the other participants, I’ll just jump on the third guy…and the line “last but definitely not the least” does not, I repeat does not apply to this motherfucker. Oh yes, he was that bad. Let’s not put his real name in this shit…at least I’d give him that. But yeah man…you sucked BIGTIME!
The whole Yapuka character was really not at all funny, not even entertaining. I totally did not get the whole routine and even if I was wasted drunk, I still wouldn’t laugh at anything that he fucking did. Now I can’t even fathom why he was part of that segment. I mean really, don’t they have any screening prior to that? Can anyone really join as long as they have the stupidity to do whatever? It really was horrendous…it was so painful to watch. And the act ended like it started…I was like WHAT THE FUCK?!
Yo, Yapuka…whoever told you that you were funny was lying to your face! And if you, yourself truly believed that you are…well you need to get yourself checked in the nearest mental facility. I mean really. I’ve seen plants doing nothing funnier than you. Please don’t ever do that damn thing again…please don’t go into comedy ever again. Please! Stop the madness!!!
Now imma have to go to my breathing exercises again…all thanks to you Yapuka.
Inhale…
Exhale…
Fucking retard...
Monday, August 8, 2011
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Defensive Mechanism's a Bitch
Have you ever been in situation where you feel that everything is caving in and there is nowhere else to go? A lose-lose situation that no matter what you fucking say, you know that you’re on the wrong end of an argument. C’mon, I’m sure everyone has been in these types of situations. The only difference is how we react to them. And how some people react annoys the hell out of me.
So here is my top three most annoying defensive tactics that people use just to not “lose” the conversation/argument.
Disclaimer: These are all gathered from MY own experience through the years of conversing with numerous kinds of people. This has no intent whatsoever to personally attack any real life person, past or present. If you get hit by a stray bullet then tough luck motherfucker, you annoy the shit out of me. This is just me writing shit about shit. Don’t take this personally, because I even don’t. So piss off…
The Cry Game
Usually the weapon of choice by the ladies, but I’ve heard stories that guys use the same lame tactic. Pathetic but true.
How it’s used:
This usually comes after a moment of silence. If arguing on the phone, there will be a hint, either a weird sigh or a sniff. If face to face, he/she would usually turn his/her back, again with a weird-ass sigh.
Now tears come flowing and by now, you can’t fucking figure out what the hell he/she is talking about. All you hear are murmurs and mumbles. Now you’re confused.
How it works:
Dazed and confused you now find yourself in an uncompromising situation. Damn, your girl/man is freaking crying! Now how the fuck can you stay pissed? Now you just feel sorry…and probably a little guilty as well.
Now you try to console and make him/her stop.
Then you hear the words “ikaw kasi eh..” which translates to “you did this…”
So now what? Now you succumb…now you fucking lose!
Now I don’t know if grown ass men and/or women still use this very tactic. As far as I’m concerned, this was evident maybe until around college. It annoyed the fuck out of me I’ll tell you that much. But I sure do hope that no one beyond 21 years old is still using this. It’s not only annoying, it’s also very pathetic.
Sarcasm + Submissiveness
Now this one is utilized mostly by dudes. I mean c’mon, isn’t this the most fun? I’m not saying that I use this…often, so I’ll just say that there were some rare occasions that I was obliged to employ this fun yet annoying tactic.
How it’s used:
On a now heated argument, Sgt. Sarcasm with a sudden outburst utters the words, “okay fine! I’ll just shut up because obviously you already know EVERYTHING!”
Or when the other party says, “Are you EVEN listening to me?!”
Reply with, “No, yeah, what? Sorry…I was too busy making sense of all this.”
And my favorite, sarcasm replied too with sarcasm.
“Yeah, that’s REAL mature of you.”
“Oh sorry about that grandma/pa…”
Oh and this one came from a sarcastic friend of mine: Argument between two jocks…
“Dude, what’s the number multiplied by zero? Yeah, that’s the same number of fucks I’d give to whatever the hell you’re saying.”
How it works:
Okay, this technique doe not really aim to win, rather just to poke fun and annoy. Or maybe even just to make matters worse, so to speak. To make the other party so ass-pissed is obviously more fun than you, yourself being ass-pissed right?
And yes, I’ve been on the butt of some clever sarcastic replies. Sometimes it just hits the right spots and I just quit the damn conversation. That is if I don’t think of another sarcastic counterpunch…wink wink. Oh that was so gay…
Anger + Intimidation
So this by far tops the most annoying defensive tactic that anyone can ever use. Usually used by guys, and yet it is gaining popularity amongst women as well. Hot-headed and short-tempered motherfuckers who think they can swing an argument by means of intimidation and/or anger-guilt trip.
How it’s used:
Armed with the eagerness to win every conversational battle, ill-tempered asswipes, as a last resort to save any ounce of pride left, proceeds with angry remarks. Usually accompanied by loud-ass voices and sometimes with guys punching a near by wall and/or table. It may also come with some threats that we all know he/she has no means to pull off…but hey, it’s still a possibility so it lingers at the back of our heads amidst the rampaging hormonic outrage.
How it works:
As tempers flare and faces grow red, the conversation is now inclining to become hostile. By this time we’re left to decide to either join in the testosterone-fueled argument or just be a meek lamb and submit to the rage. One side tells us that if engage the battle, it’ll just continue on for years to come (well not really, maybe just a few hours or so…). On the other hand, if we succumb, war ends but since it worked…he/she will highly use this technique again. Either way it’s not only annoying…it proves that logic is completely thrown out of the window once the fire of anger is set ablaze.
Oh bullies, probably the most annoying fuckers next to groin itch.
All these shit just to turn failure into success. It’s like blaming others for your unfortunate stupidity. Why can’t people just accept harsh realities in life? Why is there always a need to save face even if your face is already filled with horse manure? If the situation is already an obvious fail, just fucking accept it dumbass! Let’s not waste each others time and effort in trying to get your point in. Hey bud, by this time we both know your point is like a toupee made of grass. If you did not get that then I’m sorry, you dumb motherfucker.
So here is my top three most annoying defensive tactics that people use just to not “lose” the conversation/argument.
Disclaimer: These are all gathered from MY own experience through the years of conversing with numerous kinds of people. This has no intent whatsoever to personally attack any real life person, past or present. If you get hit by a stray bullet then tough luck motherfucker, you annoy the shit out of me. This is just me writing shit about shit. Don’t take this personally, because I even don’t. So piss off…
The Cry Game
Usually the weapon of choice by the ladies, but I’ve heard stories that guys use the same lame tactic. Pathetic but true.
How it’s used:
This usually comes after a moment of silence. If arguing on the phone, there will be a hint, either a weird sigh or a sniff. If face to face, he/she would usually turn his/her back, again with a weird-ass sigh.
Now tears come flowing and by now, you can’t fucking figure out what the hell he/she is talking about. All you hear are murmurs and mumbles. Now you’re confused.
How it works:
Dazed and confused you now find yourself in an uncompromising situation. Damn, your girl/man is freaking crying! Now how the fuck can you stay pissed? Now you just feel sorry…and probably a little guilty as well.
Now you try to console and make him/her stop.
Then you hear the words “ikaw kasi eh..” which translates to “you did this…”
So now what? Now you succumb…now you fucking lose!
Now I don’t know if grown ass men and/or women still use this very tactic. As far as I’m concerned, this was evident maybe until around college. It annoyed the fuck out of me I’ll tell you that much. But I sure do hope that no one beyond 21 years old is still using this. It’s not only annoying, it’s also very pathetic.
Sarcasm + Submissiveness
Now this one is utilized mostly by dudes. I mean c’mon, isn’t this the most fun? I’m not saying that I use this…often, so I’ll just say that there were some rare occasions that I was obliged to employ this fun yet annoying tactic.
How it’s used:
On a now heated argument, Sgt. Sarcasm with a sudden outburst utters the words, “okay fine! I’ll just shut up because obviously you already know EVERYTHING!”
Or when the other party says, “Are you EVEN listening to me?!”
Reply with, “No, yeah, what? Sorry…I was too busy making sense of all this.”
And my favorite, sarcasm replied too with sarcasm.
“Yeah, that’s REAL mature of you.”
“Oh sorry about that grandma/pa…”
Oh and this one came from a sarcastic friend of mine: Argument between two jocks…
“Dude, what’s the number multiplied by zero? Yeah, that’s the same number of fucks I’d give to whatever the hell you’re saying.”
How it works:
Okay, this technique doe not really aim to win, rather just to poke fun and annoy. Or maybe even just to make matters worse, so to speak. To make the other party so ass-pissed is obviously more fun than you, yourself being ass-pissed right?
And yes, I’ve been on the butt of some clever sarcastic replies. Sometimes it just hits the right spots and I just quit the damn conversation. That is if I don’t think of another sarcastic counterpunch…wink wink. Oh that was so gay…
Anger + Intimidation
So this by far tops the most annoying defensive tactic that anyone can ever use. Usually used by guys, and yet it is gaining popularity amongst women as well. Hot-headed and short-tempered motherfuckers who think they can swing an argument by means of intimidation and/or anger-guilt trip.
How it’s used:
Armed with the eagerness to win every conversational battle, ill-tempered asswipes, as a last resort to save any ounce of pride left, proceeds with angry remarks. Usually accompanied by loud-ass voices and sometimes with guys punching a near by wall and/or table. It may also come with some threats that we all know he/she has no means to pull off…but hey, it’s still a possibility so it lingers at the back of our heads amidst the rampaging hormonic outrage.
How it works:
As tempers flare and faces grow red, the conversation is now inclining to become hostile. By this time we’re left to decide to either join in the testosterone-fueled argument or just be a meek lamb and submit to the rage. One side tells us that if engage the battle, it’ll just continue on for years to come (well not really, maybe just a few hours or so…). On the other hand, if we succumb, war ends but since it worked…he/she will highly use this technique again. Either way it’s not only annoying…it proves that logic is completely thrown out of the window once the fire of anger is set ablaze.
Oh bullies, probably the most annoying fuckers next to groin itch.
All these shit just to turn failure into success. It’s like blaming others for your unfortunate stupidity. Why can’t people just accept harsh realities in life? Why is there always a need to save face even if your face is already filled with horse manure? If the situation is already an obvious fail, just fucking accept it dumbass! Let’s not waste each others time and effort in trying to get your point in. Hey bud, by this time we both know your point is like a toupee made of grass. If you did not get that then I’m sorry, you dumb motherfucker.
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Work and Money...stuff
So okay, I just really need to get this shit off my chest. And no, this ain't about how to get that dream job or how to make money online or some shit like that. It's about me ranting about work and money...and maybe some other stuff as I would go along writing this.
Some of ya'll might say, "hey bud, at least you have a job to start with." Well yeah..but shut up, this ain't your blog buddy. Go and write your own shit okay? This is my space...just read the damn thing.
Well I've been stressing a lot lately about a lot of things that are happening, and about things that will eventually happen. I won't go into further detail on it because...I just don't want to. But I will say this, it is about work and money. Like duh...
Work has been very physically stressful, and judging by my 3-week long sickness, I bet that it is. Oh and don't even get me started about this damn weather we're having. Oh boy, the weather is f-u-c-k-e-d! Simply put, it ain't helping me recover from this shitty cough and cold, plus sore throat.
Going back to the "work" topic, it has been bitching. Not that the work itself is hard, its just that the opportunity to go up is looking pretty steep for my ass. Why you might ask...well it's simply because my boss hates my guts. That might be a little exaggerated, but that's what I feel. And I don't know if it's coincidence or not, but I seem to be always put in difficult situations at work. Difficult meaning the work itself is a bitch, the deadlines are fucked up, and pressure is always on and on high.
A little background on me...I don't usually complain about this shit because I love the pressure. I love being challenged to do something out of the ordinary...as long as I see the point. Here, now...I clearly don't. Why you might ask again...it does seem that all the hard work goes nowhere. Working without recognition is okay at some levels, but overworking without recognition is another thing. Being under-appreciated hits all the right spots. You start to question yourself why do I keep doing this? Why do I allow myself to be used like a work horse and don't get anything even just to say that you've done a good job? Why? Why? Why?
Answer is quite simple...money. I need money. Especially now that I am paying for numerous of things. And is still planning to purchase a lot in the near future. One problem I have is not settling for second best. Even if I know that I will be in a bitching quicksand of debt. I have all my reasons why I want the finer things. So if you want to contradict...shut the fuck up! Again this is not your blog.
All these headaches and stresses lead me to rethink my strategy in life...sort of at least. Planing to go overseas and look for some greener pastures is all out there. Even buying some lottery tickets and hoping for a chance to win big bucks. All these just to rid myself of the constant reminder that what I have right now is not enough. But would it stop there?
A wise man once told me that whatever it is that we have right now is always not enough. We constantly seek for more. And I guess he is right. It's just part of our humanity. But even if I knew all that...my dilemma still exists.
And I will remain ultra stressed for the weeks...rather months to come. And I blame myself. Fuck that, I blame society and media. Yeah...that sounds about right.
Some of ya'll might say, "hey bud, at least you have a job to start with." Well yeah..but shut up, this ain't your blog buddy. Go and write your own shit okay? This is my space...just read the damn thing.
Well I've been stressing a lot lately about a lot of things that are happening, and about things that will eventually happen. I won't go into further detail on it because...I just don't want to. But I will say this, it is about work and money. Like duh...
Work has been very physically stressful, and judging by my 3-week long sickness, I bet that it is. Oh and don't even get me started about this damn weather we're having. Oh boy, the weather is f-u-c-k-e-d! Simply put, it ain't helping me recover from this shitty cough and cold, plus sore throat.
Going back to the "work" topic, it has been bitching. Not that the work itself is hard, its just that the opportunity to go up is looking pretty steep for my ass. Why you might ask...well it's simply because my boss hates my guts. That might be a little exaggerated, but that's what I feel. And I don't know if it's coincidence or not, but I seem to be always put in difficult situations at work. Difficult meaning the work itself is a bitch, the deadlines are fucked up, and pressure is always on and on high.
A little background on me...I don't usually complain about this shit because I love the pressure. I love being challenged to do something out of the ordinary...as long as I see the point. Here, now...I clearly don't. Why you might ask again...it does seem that all the hard work goes nowhere. Working without recognition is okay at some levels, but overworking without recognition is another thing. Being under-appreciated hits all the right spots. You start to question yourself why do I keep doing this? Why do I allow myself to be used like a work horse and don't get anything even just to say that you've done a good job? Why? Why? Why?
Answer is quite simple...money. I need money. Especially now that I am paying for numerous of things. And is still planning to purchase a lot in the near future. One problem I have is not settling for second best. Even if I know that I will be in a bitching quicksand of debt. I have all my reasons why I want the finer things. So if you want to contradict...shut the fuck up! Again this is not your blog.
All these headaches and stresses lead me to rethink my strategy in life...sort of at least. Planing to go overseas and look for some greener pastures is all out there. Even buying some lottery tickets and hoping for a chance to win big bucks. All these just to rid myself of the constant reminder that what I have right now is not enough. But would it stop there?
A wise man once told me that whatever it is that we have right now is always not enough. We constantly seek for more. And I guess he is right. It's just part of our humanity. But even if I knew all that...my dilemma still exists.
And I will remain ultra stressed for the weeks...rather months to come. And I blame myself. Fuck that, I blame society and media. Yeah...that sounds about right.
Monday, May 10, 2010
What the fuck blogspot..!
Damn it!
That has been the exact two words that has been coming out of my mouth for a couple of days already. Since my last blog entry received a long-ass comment from a certain Ms. DC, we've been exchanging certain thoughts regarding the said blog. But hot fuckin damn! For I think a week already and I cannot even comment as myself for crying out loud. Fuck, I am signed in, and still everytime I try to make a fuckin comment it does not work! Sorry but I am all excited and shit because now, at least I think, someone is really reading my shit.
So fuck blogspot for robbing me of my right to post a comment ON MY OWN BLOG!!!
That is freakin retarded you bastards...c'mon man!
Anyway, Ms. DC here is my comment...
"Oh I do think I have heard of that...at least I think. haha...maybe the real problem is that when people reached the age of knowing what's wrong and, well..what's more wrong, we chose the latter. And as the elections draw near...like tomorrow, I chose not to vote. Yes it is indeed our right, but it is also my fuckin right NOT to. But of course, that's for another blog entry. hahaha...freakin retards...
damn comment shit is failing on me..fuck! can't even write a comment as myself in this shit...fuckin fuck!"
Let's go blogspot...do your job! Fix this shit...
That has been the exact two words that has been coming out of my mouth for a couple of days already. Since my last blog entry received a long-ass comment from a certain Ms. DC, we've been exchanging certain thoughts regarding the said blog. But hot fuckin damn! For I think a week already and I cannot even comment as myself for crying out loud. Fuck, I am signed in, and still everytime I try to make a fuckin comment it does not work! Sorry but I am all excited and shit because now, at least I think, someone is really reading my shit.
So fuck blogspot for robbing me of my right to post a comment ON MY OWN BLOG!!!
That is freakin retarded you bastards...c'mon man!
Anyway, Ms. DC here is my comment...
"Oh I do think I have heard of that...at least I think. haha...maybe the real problem is that when people reached the age of knowing what's wrong and, well..what's more wrong, we chose the latter. And as the elections draw near...like tomorrow, I chose not to vote. Yes it is indeed our right, but it is also my fuckin right NOT to. But of course, that's for another blog entry. hahaha...freakin retards...
damn comment shit is failing on me..fuck! can't even write a comment as myself in this shit...fuckin fuck!"
Let's go blogspot...do your job! Fix this shit...
Monday, April 26, 2010
Elections...fuck!
Its funny how many Filipinos have closed their minds in thinking that the government is the one to blame for the downfall of our beloved country. And as the elections draws near every conversation that I hear gives me chills of worry and the feeling of hopelessness for our future. Some people really feel that they have the fullest grasp of what is real and true when it comes to politics which in fact, the only people that do understand this are the ones who are actually in politics. Not that we have no right in voicing out our opinions about it though, what irks me so much is that closed minded people are so angry that they fail to realize that they too play a very huge role in pushing our nation straight to shit.
Let's just admit our faults and just try to support whoever is in office. I mean how can we expect our country to get better if we cannot unite under our leaders? If we let our emotions rule every fuckin time then we have nowhere else to go but down the damn fuckin toilet.
I myself can't change the minds of our countrymen with this shit that I do...but what I can only do is say what's on my freakin mind, no hidden agenda, no lies, no bullshit, just my honest to goodness opinions. Agree or disagree, I don't really give a rat's ass. Like every voter out there...to each "vote" is his or her own. And to those angry mob that are still pushing their "renegade" candidate...please just fuckin stop trying to change our minds about him because we know better. Yes I said it..we do know better. I mean c'mon...I haven't heard any non-mob-type person endorse that buffoon. Let's just be real about that shit. I heard earlier from a co-worker how convinced he is that this certain candidate is the key to our country's rise. And that the other candidates only boast about their educational achievements and they are full of themselves. Say what motherfucker? Why the fuck would be want a leader, take note a leader...not even a president, who can't even manage to graduate? How can we trust someone who can't give himself the education that our nation needs? WHAT THE FUCK!? I'm sorry but a lot of us are damn retards! I apologize yet again for the lack of a better word to use. But hot freakin damn!
Whoosaah...my head almost exploded into frustration there.
Well of course I didn't try react with regards to their conversation. I tried before, to a different person, to make him see the truth and lies in what he was saying and believe me, it did not end well. So I just shut my mouth and smiled ever so often. There's this feeling that you cannot win over these types of people. It's like fighting a pack of hungry hyenas and you're like precious lil fuckin bambi minus the mommy. You're fucked basically. Not wanting to sound racist but one can't help but categorize them. It just gets more and more irritating as the years pass by. The problem is that most of us want to experience failure before we can let go of a very bad idea. There's nothing we, the more educated ones (ehem!), can do but sit our asses down and watch our very own people destroy the country that truly and genuinely love.
So come election time, all I can say is...FUCK!
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